Friday Night Out...

7:00 p.m. Very nervous. Must remember not to let it show. Must remember to buy round

7:20 p.m. Chatting pleasantly and buying bottle to share

8:00 p.m. this isn’t bad actually and the wine is quite nice

10:15 p.m. Good God am I discussing politics… I hate politics

11:20 p.m. Am too inebriated to say inebriated upon first attempt

11:45 p.m. Am sober enough to cross street without walking in front of a car… HAH!

11:47 p.m. Which direction tube to get on… am I going eat or west… crap I don’t know… think dammit… which stations… and squint! Why can’t I read that from here?

11:48 p.m. Waterloo… yes that’s a station in the correct direction! Excellent.

11:50 p.m. Crap no where to sit on train! Hold on tight! Balance is not good.

11:52 p.m. Crap what station was that? Am I going in the right direction… waterloo… waterloo…? YES! Excellent right direction.

11:55 p.m. Seat empty… huh, balance still not good… sorry about that… will hold onto pole still then

12:05 a.m. Coming to the top of the escalator must remember which end destination of train that I need to get on… AMERSHAM!!! Yes that’s it!

12:06 a.m. Amersham amersham amersham… 1 minute platform 2… CRAP

12:07 a.m. Whew, not there yet… time for food and water… how truly brilliant was I to put 2 pound coin change into pocket! Now I don’t have to try to count money, must just spend less than 2 pounds

12:09 a.m. Water…. Fairly sure 90 p is less than 1.20… and now to keep it under two must keep next thing under 1… Sandwich selection is gross… cold lamb samosas!

12:10 a.m. Train is here (late) must get into car and find seat. Cannot stand and eat and balance at same time.

12:20 a.m. There is an inebriated woman who has undoubtedly slept past her stop… Inebriated… a word you cannot say if you are. Must remember that I am hilarious when drunk