Crappy Friday
Any week that begins with two Mondays is simply going to end with a crappy Friday. Friday, that day that can do no wrong, can do wrong on a week with two Mondays. The confusion over whether or not it is actually Thursday frustrates the day until the underlying identity crisis erupts taking out passersby like Vesuvius did the citizens of Pompeii.
It will start with a bang, when something large and expensive will break in some manner that will no doubt require replacement rather than simple repair. But it will not stop there. Oh no. You will discover that despite your best efforts to mitigate damage and the insane workout schedule that probably broke said large and expensive (though clearly badly made) exercise machine, the weeks family inspired eating compromises will set you back at least 2 weeks of dieting. You will then find 2 sliver hairs popping out of the top of your head as though they had every right to be there. Dealing with broken equipment also causes delays to the morning that will leave you running out the door 30 minutes late and without your coffee.
On such a day you will receive mandatory meeting invites for every day of the following week that start a full 30 minutes before the time you barely make it in by as it is. On such a Friday you will discover that the plans you made for Saturday night are actually for Friday as you got your dates confused. On a week with two Mondays, it seems, your ability to count escapes you.
The only hope for you is Friday night… Take control. Get a massage and meet up with friends for dinner and drinks afterwards. Though, on the Friday of a week with two Mondays you probably shouldn’t drink as much as you would want to, given the week behind you. Odds are that on such a Friday night you’d get ticketed for drunk driving.
It will start with a bang, when something large and expensive will break in some manner that will no doubt require replacement rather than simple repair. But it will not stop there. Oh no. You will discover that despite your best efforts to mitigate damage and the insane workout schedule that probably broke said large and expensive (though clearly badly made) exercise machine, the weeks family inspired eating compromises will set you back at least 2 weeks of dieting. You will then find 2 sliver hairs popping out of the top of your head as though they had every right to be there. Dealing with broken equipment also causes delays to the morning that will leave you running out the door 30 minutes late and without your coffee.
On such a day you will receive mandatory meeting invites for every day of the following week that start a full 30 minutes before the time you barely make it in by as it is. On such a Friday you will discover that the plans you made for Saturday night are actually for Friday as you got your dates confused. On a week with two Mondays, it seems, your ability to count escapes you.
The only hope for you is Friday night… Take control. Get a massage and meet up with friends for dinner and drinks afterwards. Though, on the Friday of a week with two Mondays you probably shouldn’t drink as much as you would want to, given the week behind you. Odds are that on such a Friday night you’d get ticketed for drunk driving.
posted by rc | 12:46 PM
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